Category Archives: Stories
Mayonnaise Jar and Two Beers for Life
When things in your life seem almost too much to handle, when 24 hours in a day are not enough, remember the mayonnaise jar and the 2 Beers.
A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him.
When the class began, he wordlessly picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise [...]
The Wrong E-mail Address
This one is priceless..
Wrong email address.A lesson to be learned from typing the wrong email address!!!!
A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier.
Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate [...]
Johnny Carson & Jack Webb & The Clappers
Johnny Carson and Jack Webb provide a very funny story about a cleaning women named Clara Clifford who discovers Johnny Carson’s copper clappers were stolen from his closet by Claud Cooper, a kleptomaniac from Cleveland.
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To Be 6 Again
To Be 6 Again…
A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife, looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she’d like to have for her Birthday.
‘I’d like to be six again’, she replied, still looking in the mirror. [...]
Beware of Smart Little People
You’ll know the feeling.
I was having trouble with my computer.So I called Eric, the 11 year old next door, whose bedroom looks like Mission Control and asked him to come over.Eric clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem.
As he was walking away, I called after him, ‘So, what was wrong?He replied, “It [...]
Bear Crossing The Bridge
A bear was walking across the “Rainbow Bridge” in Truckee California, on the I-80, California / Nevada State line, when two cars also crossed the bridge from both directions.
The bear was so scared, with no place to run, made a leap over the side of the bridge. The motorists stopped their cars in horror of [...]
Goodbye Mom
This brought a tear to my eye!
Hope this touches you the way it touched me!
GOOD-BYE MOM
A young man shopping in a supermarket noticed a little old lady following him around. If he stopped, she stopped. Furthermore she kept staring at him.
She finally overtook him at the checkout, and she turned to him and said,“I hope [...]
Friday’s Hoot
oh my gosh this is a hoot
For anyone who didn’t see David Letterman’s take on this: (And it’s a true story…)
On a recent weekend in Atlantic City, a woman won a bucketful of quarters at a slot machine. She took a break from the slots for dinner with her husband in the hotel dining room. [...]