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		<title>Gentle Thoughts for Today</title>
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<div style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #000080; font-style: italic; font-size: 110%;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #00005b; font-style: normal; font-family: Arial;">The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 120%;"><span style="font-family: Tahoma;">When I&#8217;m feeling down, I like to whistle. It makes the neighbor&#8217;s dog run to the end of his chain and gag himself.</span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 120%; color: blue;"><span style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 10; color: blue;"> </span></span></span><br />
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<div style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"><span style="color: olive;"><span style="font-style: italic; font-family: Tahoma; color: olive;"><span style="color: #000080; font-family: Arial; font-size: 120%;"><span style="font-family: Tahoma;">The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat have gotten to be really good friends.</span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 110%; color: blue;"><span style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 120%; color: blue;"> </span></span><span style="color: blue;"><span style="font-style: italic; font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 24; color: blue;"> </span></span></div>
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</span><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 120%;"><span style="font-family: Tahoma;">The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.</span></span></span></span></p>
<p><strong><span style="color: olive;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic; font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 160%; color: olive;">Trust Me!</span></span></strong></p>
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</span><span style="color: #ff0000; font-family: Arial; font-size: 130%;"><span style="font-family: Tahoma;">Did you ever notice:</span></span></span></span></strong><span style="font-size: 130%;"><span style="font-family: Arial;"><span style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 150%; color: olive;"><span style="color: #ff0000;"> </span></span></span></span></div>
<div style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"><span style="font-size: 130%;"><span style="font-family: Arial;"><span style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 180%; color: olive;"><span style="color: #ff0000;">The Roman Numerals for forty (40) are &#8216; XL.&#8217;</span></span><span style="color: blue;"><span style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 10; color: blue;"> </span></span><span style="color: black;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 10; color: black;"> </span></span></span></span><span style="color: black;"><span style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 10; color: black;"><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 130%;"><span style="font-family: Tahoma;">The sole purpose of a child&#8217;s middle name is so he can tell when he&#8217;s really in trouble.</span></span></span></span><span style="color: black;"><span style="font-style: italic; font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 170%; color: black;"> </span></span></div>
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</span><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 130%;"><span style="font-family: Tahoma;">There&#8217;s always a lot to be thankful for if you take time to look for it. For example I am sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don&#8217;t hurt.</span></span></span></span></p>
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<span style="font-family: Aria; font-size: 130%;"><span style="font-family: Tahoma;">Did you ever notice:</span></span></span></span></strong><span style="font-size: 130%;"><span style="font-family: Arial;"><span style="color: purple;"><span style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 180%; color: purple;"> When you put the 2 words &#8216;The&#8217; and &#8216;IRS&#8217; together it spells &#8216;Theirs.&#8217;</span></span><span style="color: blue;"><span style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 120%; color: blue;"> </span></span></span></span><span style="color: black;"><span style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 180%; color: black;"><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 130%;">Aging: Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.</span></span></span></p>
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<div style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"><span style="color: green;"><span style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 120%; color: green;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 130%;">Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me, I want people to know &#8216;why&#8217; I look this way.</span></span></span><span style="font-size: 130%;"><span><span style="color: blue;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 120%; color: blue;"> </span></span></span><span style="font-family: Arial;"><span style="color: green;"><span style="font-size: 120%; color: green;">I&#8217;ve traveled a long way and some of the roads weren&#8217;t paved.</span></span><span style="color: black;"><span style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 140%; color: black;"> </span></span><span style="color: black;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 120%; color: black;"> </span></span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 130%;">When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think of Algebra.</span></span></span><span style="color: black;"><span style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 180%; color: black;"><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 130%;">Ah, being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable.</span></span></span><span style="color: black;"><span style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 120%; color: black;"><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 130%;">Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. </span></span></span><span style="color: black;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 120%; color: black;"> </span></span></div>
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<div style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 130%; color: purple;"><span style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 140%; color: purple;">Today, it&#8217;s called golf.</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 130%;"><span style="font-family: Tahoma;">Lord,</span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: Arial;"><span style="font-size: 130%;"><span style="color: black;"><span style="font-family: Georgia; font-size: 130%; color: black;"> </span></span><span style="color: #4040ff;"><span style="color: #4040ff; font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 24;">Keep your arm around my shoulder and your hand over my mouth..AMEN..!!</span></span></span></span></div>
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		<title>Famous Last Words</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Man will never reach the moon regardless of all future scientific advances.&#8221; &#8212; Dr. Lee DeForest, &#8220;Father of Radio &#038; Grandfather of Television.&#8221; &#8220;The bomb will never go off. I speak as an expert in explosives.&#8221; &#8211; - Admiral William Leahy , US Atomic Bomb Project&#8220;There is no likelihood man can ever tap the power [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" >&#8220;Man will never reach the moon regardless of all future scientific advances.&#8221;</span> &#8212; Dr. Lee DeForest, &#8220;Father of Radio &#038; Grandfather of Television.&#8221;</p>
<p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" >&#8220;The bomb will never go off. I speak as an expert in explosives.&#8221;</span> &#8211; - Admiral William Leahy , US Atomic Bomb Project<br /><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">&#8220;There is no likelihood man can ever tap the power of the atom.&#8221;</span></span> &#8212; Robert Millikan, Nobel Prize in Physics, 1923</p>
<p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" >&#8220;Computers in the future may weigh no more than 1.5 tons.&#8221;</span><span style="font-weight: bold;"> </span>&#8211; Popular Mechanics, forecasting the relentless march of science, 1949<br /><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">&#8220;I think there is a world market for maybe five computers . &#8220;</span></span> &#8212; Thomas Watson, chairman of IBM, 1943</p>
<p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" >&#8220;I have traveled the length and breadth of this country and talked with the best people, and I can assure you that data processing is a fad that won&#8217;t last out the year.&#8221;</span> &#8212; The editor in charge of business books for Prentice Hall, 1957</p>
<p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" >&#8220;But what is it good for?&#8221;</span> &#8212; Engineer at the Advanced Computing Systems Division of IBM, 1968, commenting on the microchip.</p>
<p><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">&#8220;640K ought to be enough for anybody.&#8221;</span></span> &#8212; Bill Gates, 1981</p>
<p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" >This &#8216;telephone&#8217; has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us,&#8221;</span> &#8212; Western Union internal memo, 1876.<br /><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">&#8220;The wireless music box has no imaginable commercial value. Who would pay for a message sent to nobody in particular?&#8221;</span></span> &#8212; David Sarnoff&#8217;s associates in response to his urgings for investment in the radio in the 1920s.</p>
<p><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">&#8220;The concept is interesting and well-formed, but in order to earn better than a &#8216;C,&#8217; the idea must be feasible,&#8221;</span> </span>&#8211; A Yale University management professor in response to Fred Smith&#8217;s paper proposing reliable overnight delivery service. (Smith went on to found Federal Express Corp.)<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><br />&#8220;I&#8217;m just glad it&#8217;ll be Clark Gable who&#8217;s falling on his face and not Gary Cooper,&#8221;</span> &#8212; Gary Cooper on his decision not to take the leading role in &#8220;Gone With The Wind.&#8221;<br /><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">&#8220;A cookie store is a bad idea. Besides, the market research reports say America likes crispy cookies, not soft and chewy cookies like you make,&#8221; </span></span>&#8211; Response to Debbi Fields&#8217; idea of starting Mrs. Fields&#8217; Cookies.<br /><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">&#8220;We don&#8217;t like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out,&#8221; </span></span>&#8211; Decca Recording Co. rejecting the Beatles, 1962.</p>
<p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" >&#8220;Heavier-than-air flying machines are impossible,&#8221;</span> &#8212; Lord Kelvin, president, Royal Society, 1895.<br /><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">&#8220;If I had thought about it, I wouldn&#8217;t have done the experiment. The literature was full of examples that said you can&#8217;t do this,&#8221;</span> </span>- &#8211; Spencer Silver on the work that led to the unique adhesives for 3-M &#8220;Post-It&#8221; Notepads .</p>
<p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" >&#8220;Drill for oil? You mean drill into the ground to try and find oil? You&#8217;re crazy,&#8221;</span> &#8212; Drillers who Edwin L. Drake tried to enlist to his project to drill for oil in 1859.<br /><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">&#8220;Stocks have reached what looks like a permanently high plateau.&#8221;</span> </span>- &#8211; Irving Fisher, Professor of Economics, Yale University , 1929.<br /><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">&#8220;Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value,&#8221;</span></span> &#8212; Marechal Ferdinand Foch, Professor of Strategy, Ecole Superieure de Guerre , France .<br /><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">&#8220;Everything that can be invented has been invented,&#8221;</span> </span>&#8211; Charles H. Duell, Commissioner, US Office of Patents, 1899.<br /><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">&#8220;The super computer is technologically impossible. It would take all of the water that flows over Niagara Falls to cool the heat generated by the number of vacuum tubes required&#8221;</span></span> &#8212; Professor of Electrical Engineering, New York University</p>
<p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" >&#8220;I don&#8217;t know what use any one could find for a machine that would make copies of documents. It certainly couldn&#8217;t be a feasible business by itself.&#8221;</span> &#8212; the head of IBM, refusing to back the idea, forcing the inventor to found Xerox.<br /><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">&#8220;Louis Pasteur&#8217;s theory of germs is ridiculous fiction.&#8221;</span> </span>&#8211; Pierre Pachet, Professor of Physiology at Toulouse , 1872<br /><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">&#8220;The abdomen, the chest, and the brain will forever be shut from the intrusion of the wise and humane surgeon,&#8221;</span></span> &#8212; Sir John Eric Ericksen, British surgeon, appointed Surgeon-Extraordinary to Queen Victoria 1873.</p>
<p>And last but not least&#8230;</p>
<p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:180%;" >&#8220;There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home.&#8221;</span> &#8212; Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977</p>
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