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The Wrong E-mail Address

Friday — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 14:26:00 +0000

This one is priceless..

Wrong email address.
A lesson to be learned from typing the wrong email address!!!!

A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier.

Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules.

So, the husband left Minnesota and flew to Florida on Thursday, with his wife flying down the following day.

The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an email to his wife.

However, he accidentally left out one letter in her email address, and without realizing his error, sent the email.

Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from her husband’s funeral.

He was a minister who was called home to glory following a heart attack.

The widow decided to check her email expecting messages from relatives and friends.

After reading the first message, she screamed and fainted.

The widow’s son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:

To: My Loving Wife
Subject: I’ve Arrived Right On Time
Date: October 16, 2005

I know you’re surprised to hear from me.

They have computers and the Internet here now and you are allowed to send emails to your loved ones.

I’ve just arrived and have been checked in.
I’ve seen that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow.
Looking forward to seeing you then!!!!
Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.
P.S. It sure is freaking hot down here!!!!

To Be 6 Again

Friday — Thu, 22 May 2008 00:10:00 +0000

To Be 6 Again…

A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife, looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she’d like to have for her Birthday.

‘I’d like to be six again’, she replied, still looking in the mirror.

On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was. Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down.

He then took her to a McDonald’s where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake.

Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M&M’s. What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, ‘Well Dear, what was it like being six again??’

Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. ‘I meant my dress size, you dumb ass!’

The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he’s gonna get it wrong.

SEND THIS TO SMART WOMEN WHO NEED A LAUGH AND TO MEN YOU THINK CAN HANDLE IT.

So, which way were you really thinking to begin with?

Are you thinking straight on your Internet marketing?

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Friday — Sun, 05 Mar 2006 07:11:00 +0000

A Girl Walks Into a Bar (Exam)

This Girl gets an A plus for T.G.I. Beautiful creativity in the typically dull legal world of Bar Exams.

What you find online is amazing when doing variations on searches. Get creative in some TGI Hearts searches. It was interesting to read this Girl’s overview and experience of studying for the California Bar and passing the California Bar Exam. Now however, privacy issues abound. Be careful what you write about, and what pictures you place in your online writings. They may come back to bite you. We miss you California Bar Girl.

We don’t even know the name of the girl in the bar. Maybe she is dressed in leather at a bar or some type of Friday’s TGI Go Daddy T-Shirt, eating at a restaurant.

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Friday — Tue, 28 Feb 2006 18:19:00 +0000

In The Spirit of TGI Tuesday

OH, Yes, A revisit to Godaddy’s Woman
The committee does not like your commercial

Is there something you wanted to get off of your chest? Hmm
OH My Dear!
Would you like a cup of tea my dear?
OH!
It’s all approved.
AH…

Some things are worth waiting for. Wait for the video.

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